New York Mistress

Monday, May 15, 2006

Sugar, spice and everything nice?

Hey!

I met a very pretty thirty year old woman from Brazil at the Four Seasons. She looked like an aging cover model who had gained 20 lbs. I offered to buy her drinks and she orders a couple of $22 glasses of champagne. Despite that we had a entertaining and irreverent conversation about relationships where she revealed that she had been supported most of her adult life by a series of older, wealthy married men.

She was currently between married men but she did have a 55 year old married hedge fund manager prospect with who she was negotiating an "arrangement" to be his next Mistress. He would pay for her condo, car & credit cards and be bound by a signed and notarized "Mistress Contract" in exchange for her "consideration." I said the idea of a Mistress Contract was fascinating and that I would help her write a book called New York Mistress. She then said I should pay her to tell me her story. She also mentioned she was an image consultant and suggested I grow my hair longer and darken my eyebrows. She then said I should hire her to continue to help me improve my image.

I said "listen, I'm not going to be your sugar daddy, but I may know some guys who would, so stop working me and I'll help you." She said she didn't need my help, called me shallow and started moving her head to express ghetto toughness. I said "I'm outta here!" So my question is - Since she said I was shallow, do you think it's possible for this woman to ruin my reputation?

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